Don’t mix business and family. Ever.

Boys who don’t text back aren’t just trying to play hard to get.

Trampolines are actually metal death traps.

Don’t tell people you’re going to quit your job.

Mean girls do not make good friends, ever.

Those who gossip to you will gossip about you.

Your parents are just people.

Don’t throw shoes at windows.

Don’t slam frozen chicken on the stovetop.

If you don’t ask the answer will always be no.

Don’t try to explain yourself, just apologize.

You forgive people for your well being, not theirs.

Always check page 5 of the paper. Trust me.

If you don’t ask the answer will always be no.

Go talk to a therapist.

Don’t tell people everything happens for a reason.

Everything will change in a year.

Boys you meet online should never be granted a second chance.

Shopping isn’t a permanent fix for happiness.

You cannot put your happiness in something you can lose.

Oprah’s podcast will 100% always make you feel better.

Your education is the best investment in yourself.

Turn off the TV. Pick up a book.

Don’t sit behind the girl who’s basically Rembrant reincarnated in Painting 100.

Nothing will make you feel better except doing the work.

No one will love you more than your mom & Jesus do.

Girls who don’t study don’t go to Oxford.